The Dad Joke King Episode 9...

Intro...

This is the Real Kevin Richardson and welcome to The Dad Joke King. The home of the sometimes funny dad joke, but I wouldn't count on it.

In today's show I have bad news about my hearing, I have more bad news about my job. To make myself feel better I do have a joke about my wife and dog. Then to cheer me up we've got the rapid fire dad joke medley, a parenting tip and a joke from my daughter. Oh yeah, stick around for the after show to hear about married life.

Bad News...

I do have bad news... I went to the doctor the other day and he tole me I was going deaf. It was hard to hear.

More Bad News...

And in other bad news... I just got fired today from my job at a calendar factory. They fired me for taking a couple of days off.

Dad Joke of the week...

My wife Niki asked me this evening if I had seen the dog bowl. I said no, I didn't know he could.

Dad Joke Medley...

When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
Why can't a leopard hide? Because he's always spotted.
How does a penguin build a house? Igloos it together.
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad!
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.
There's something about subtraction that doesn't add up.
Do you know what the leading cause of dry skin is? Towels!
What do lawyers where to work? Law suits.
How do lawyers say goodbye? We'll be suing ya!

A Joke From Kori Richardson...

What's black and read all over? A newspaper!

Parenting Advice...

A spinning ceiling fan will not support the weight of a child on a swing while your wife is having a girls night out. Trust me on this one.

Call to action...

Your challenge this week is to visit me at DadJokeKing.com and click on the "Tell a dad joke" button and tell me a dad joke just like my daughter did because she felt sorry for me. You should feel sorry for me too. Yes you, because you haven't told me a dad joke yet, so go to dadjokeking.com and do it.

Outro...

Outro Thanks for listening to The Dad Joke King. Visit The Dad Joke King website for more sometimes funny dad jokes, but I wouldn't count on it. See Ya!