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Feb. 2, 2022

PSA About My Microsoft Office, Lego Stores, and a Parenting Tip about Sleep you Will not Want to Miss

PSA About My Microsoft Office, Lego Stores, and a Parenting Tip about Sleep you Will not Want to Miss

In todays show, I have a public service announcement about my Microsoft Office. I have a joke about LEGO’s Then we’ve got the rapid fire dad joke medley and a few other fun things and a parenting tip you will not want to miss.


The Dad Joke King Episode 2

This is the Real Kevin Richardson and welcome to the dad joke king. The home of the sometimes-funny dad joke, but I wouldn’t count on it.

In todays show, I have a public service announcement about my Microsoft Office. I have a joke about LEGO’s Then we’ve got the rapid fire dad joke medley and a few other fun things and a parenting tip you will not want to miss.

Before we actually get started, I have a public service announcement… To the person that stole my copy of Microsoft Office. I will find you. You have my Word.

Alright, here is the Dad joke of the week…

The re-opening of the Lego stores in 2020 was a big event! Oh yeah! People were lined up for blocks!

It’s now time for the dad joke medley…

o So many people these days are too judgmental, I can tell just by looking at them.

o I like telling Dad jokes. Sometimes he laughs!

o What is the best time on the clock? 6:30 hands down.

o What did the taxi driver say to the wolf? Where wolf?

o I was addicted to soap, but I am clean now.

o It takes guts to be an organ donor.

o What did daddy bullet say to mommy bullet? Wanna Bang?

o What did mama bullet say to papa bullet? We’re having a BB!

o I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed

(applause)

Your parenting tip of the week is…

If you want to take a nap while the kids are at home, just say “wake me up in 20 minutes so we can clean the house.” They will do anything to avoid waking you.

Before we go, I want to give a big thank you and shout out to Haley Snow for buying me a cup of coffee. You to can buy me a cup of coffee and get mentioned on the show by going to DadJokeKing.com and by clicking on the yellow coffee cup on the left bottom of the page. I do like coffee!

Did you hear about the hipster who burnt his tongue? He sipped his coffee before it was cool.

Right now go to DadJokeKing.com and click on the “tell a dad joke” button and tell me your favorite dad joke and it could be played on a future episode.

You know, I like telling dad jokes and sometimes he laughs.

Outro - Thanks for listening to the Dad Joke King. Visit DadJokeKing.com for more sometimes funny dad jokes, but I wouldn’t count on it. See ya!

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